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My Pappy was a Deere ( John), Mammy was a Hoe (back).......so's I got weed killin' in my jeans!  Ain't no patch too big, too far, too rank.  I ken out spray, out pull, out biocontrol any one in these here parts!  I got the fastest truck, the bluest backpack an' the hungriest bugs in this whole country!  I ken see a knapweed rossette at a mile and smell spurge at 5!
I kilt my first Canada thistle while I was still sucklin'
I ARE A WEED KILLER!


Limmerick
A hardy weed is the spurge,
it's too tough to irradicate or purge.                                                    
       But a warrior named Brian                                                                                    '04
       Vowed he'd keep tryin'
As he had the will and the courage!

by Melissa

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	Potential outcomes
	encounter knapweed.................
	encounter spurge.......................
	encounter toadflax......................
	encounter bindweed......................
	encounter salt cedar......................

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